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Welcome to Unmotivated Productions' official website! We here at UMP are dedicated to entertaining the general public (whom we hate so very much).
 
UMP is so far made up of two guys from Maine who don't have anything better to do; Tom Kane and Matt Cyr.
You will see things here like video game levels, skins, stories, animation's, comics, and anything else entertaining. As well as our big projects: movies. We have yet to actually MAKE any movies, but we have a comedy lined up, and a bit of the ultra-violence in mind. Keep your eye's open for some footage to be posted here this summer of '05.

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News-
 
Ok, I just changed the layout and look of the site. I like it a lot better with the navigation on the side like that. I've been doing a bit of photgraphy lately, so I'm adding a section for that. It's my gay hobby that I do rather than actually be gay.
 
~Tommy C.K. 
 
Hoorah! I updated this site a bunch. My God my spelling was horrid when I wrote all this stuff originally. Why didn't anyone tell me!?! I uzd too naght spel gud. Hey that looks German! Anyway... enjoy the nice updated site scent, because before long it will start smelling like ass again. Mostly because Matt's gay.
 
~Tom
 
Good news everyone! I've just completed writing the script for "Why did we do this?". I think these past few years have been enough for my comedic genius to finally come out, because I think this script is pretty damn funny. Keep you posted!
 
~Tom
 
Good god, I'm alive! More importantly, Unmotivated Productions is alive. For now anyways... I'll be back with more details soon!
 
~Tom
 
Ok, so we're dead. Sorry folks! But we were all like "Dude, that's almost like work... I do enough of that as it is." so... we're done. Maybe I'll do some remodeling and stuff, but Matt is definatley gone. And so are the movies. And eh... yeah... go home.
 
~TK for the last time?
 
We're not dead, but close. This site will get a seriously needed enema once we begin work on the next film, that actually has a script, called "Unmotivated Productions': Why did we do this?!"
It'll be a movie of sketch comedy much like the 1970's comedic movie "Kentucky Fried Movie", only half as funny and without nudity. That's always a bummer eh? Anyways, it's going to have some of the GOOD jokes from "The Entertainer" and none of the bad. Plus it will have a completley different feel. Much less gay. Except one scene that me and Matt already made, but that might not be included and will probably wind up on Kazaa... don't ask. *single tear*
Anyways, not sure when filming of this bad boy will take place, but it will include everyone from "The Entertainer" minus Andrew Cole, simply because he was annoying as fuck last time. Anyways, that's all for now.
 
~ TK
 
Hey, it's Matt here; I've updated my section with news of my latest idea... I'm looking for people to help me this time, so if you have any talents, check out my section for further details.
 
~Matt Cyr
 
TK here, I've decided to actually do things for Unmotivated Productions again since most of my time has been taken up latley by school and TK Emulation (links page). Good thing about school is I'm learning C++ and planning on knowing it real well, well enough to make some decent games hopefully.
 
I will soon be completed with a shitty little RPG I'm making using RPG Maker 2000 and I'm also learning the Unreal level builder. Problem is the damn thing is opposite of the Half-Life builder.
 
Me and Matt need to regroup and get things underway. At the moment we're both working on seperate projects but we would get more done if we worked together.
 
Seriously cool news! We have a new forum and its totally sweet! 100 times better than our old one, check it out! http://unmotivated.proboards5.com/
 
"The Making of The Entertainer" will start being filmed spring.
 
Also, no longer do you need to remeber this URL, now all you need to type into the address bar is http://www.unmotivated.tk
 
~Tom Kane